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CALL ME URSULA
PROVINCETOWN, MA - 2026
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Sat 5/23 5:30 PM
Call me Ursula
A musical deep dive into the Sea Witch
Jason B. Schmidt, aka Beatrix Eglantine Aurthurson takes on one of Disney’s most beloved Villains, Ursula The Sea Witch.

Originally created as a “Bea Arthur” type - who better to delve into the history, the casting, the creation of this dastardly cephalopod, but the foremost Bea Arthur impersonator, herself.

Experience the cut songs from The Disney Broadway Show, from the Original Animated Film, and hear about all the broads they considered for the role before legendary Pat Carroll finally cemented her rendition into our psyches.

Joan Collins!
Divine!
Charlotte Rae!
Queen Latifa!
Charles Pierce!
Sherie Renee Scott!
Emily Skinner!
Melissa McCarthy!

Live-Singing, Stand-Up Comedy and a musical history lesson, as only Jason B. Schmidt can deliver.

As the runaway star of “Golden Mean Girls” and Schmidt’s solo show “Bea Arthur is Brat “ from last season, BEA received high praise indeed:
“Perfect comic timing”
“Edgy and one of a kind”
“What a Voice!”

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