S3 e25 - Mother’s Day
The girls are sitting around the kitchen table waiting for their kids to call on Mother’s Day. Sophia is ready to go to the buffet!
Sophia - … let’s get moving before all the shrimp is gone.
Rose - Oh, we can’t, Sophia, Charlie Jr hasn't called me yet to wish me a Happy Mother's Day.
Dorothy - No, and Michael hasn't called me yet.
Blanche - And Janet hasn't called me yet, although she usually doesn't.
Sophia - All my children called me, except for ____…
a. Dorothy
b. Gloria
c. Phil
d. Kate

Phil

S3 e24 Mister Terrific
Blanche - I need a new bed. My old one is falling apart.
(Dorothy puts a cookie in Sophia’s mouth to stifle her)
Blanche - The prices are outrageous. The bed I wanted cost more than the original down payment on my first house.
Sophia - In Sicily, beds were dirt-cheap. Of course, it was because you slept on dirt.
(Classic Dorothy look)
Sophia - Just an observation, if my name were ____ _____, you'd be writing this stuff down.
a. Mister Terrific
b. Laura Ingalls Wilder
c. Dashiell Hammett
d. Mark Twain

S3 E23 - Mixed Blessing
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Greta: I can't believe it. A grandchild.

Dorothy: Little Roger.

Greta: Roger? What do you want him to be, a choreographer? It's Lamar.

Dorothy: Lamar Zbornak. Why don't we just pin a "kick me" sign on the kid? It's Roger.

Greta: Lamar.

Dorothy: Roger.

Greta: Lamar.

Dorothy: Roger.

Greta: Lamar.

Sophia: Fabulous. I'm looking forward to ____________ already.

a. Christmas
b. Thanksgiving
c. St. Sigmund's Day