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5/4/2021

This week on Gays of our Lives...

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Beatrice is BACK, biddies!

Calling all Golden Girls fans, Maude maniacs, and those who love tough broads with soft hearts, Bea Arthur is back! Jason B Schmidt, the world’s premiere (and only) Bea Arthur impersonator, channels the famed Tony and Emmy-Winning star in his deadpan tribute, "Beatrice Arthur: Astral Dame." In the show, Bea is prompted by her celestial stage manager Jimmy Durante to make her way down from the astral plane to the Empire Stage for a STRICTLY limited engagement of her Astral Dame Tour. Expect Bea's most favorite showtunes, showbiz stories and a few surprises only Ms. Arthur could deliver; it's sure to be an evening that is out of this world.

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