S4 E6 - Sophia’s Wedding Part 1
Sophia - I swore a Sicilian oath I would never cast my eyes on Max Weinstock again, and nothing you say or do will make me change my mind.
Dorothy - I’ll pay for both tickets.
Sophia - Book business class, if I have to sit through ___ ______ ______ I’ll need champagne.
a. Short Circuit
b. An American Tale
c. The Three Amigos
d. Stand By Me

S4 E5 - Bang the Drum, Stanley
Dr. Cauley - Mrs. Petrillo, I am Dr. Cauley.
Sophia - Pleased to meet you. Well, goodbye.
Dr. Cauley - Mrs. Petrillo we’d really like you to stay with us for the next 48 hours.
Sophia - Please, for half the price, I could go to Club Med, get a nicer room, better food, and not be forced to pee in a _____ ___!
a. Bed pan
b. Dixie Cup
c. Room without a view

S4 E4 - Yokel Hero
Rose - I just found out I’m the most boring person alive.
Sophia - Did something happen to _____ _______?
a. Dan Quayle
b. Don Shula
c. Eddie Fisher
d. Regis Philbin